Groucho Marx
Actor, Comedian, Writer
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."
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Ham
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Lucille Ball
Actress, Comedian
"I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one."
Taylor Swift
Singer, Songwriter
"I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast."
Dodie Smith
Author
"Ham with mustard is a meal of glory"
Jim Carrey
Actor, Comedian
"My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig."
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"All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season"
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"In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves."
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"The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left."
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"Eternity is a ham and two people."
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"Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet."
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"If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world."
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"This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs."
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"Some hams hanging in the kitchen were taken out for burial"
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"Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams."
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"I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches."
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