Keanu Reeves
Actor, Producer
"Life is good when you have a good sandwich."
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Sandwiches
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Neil Simon
Playwright
"I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple"
Jim Carrey
Actor, Comedian
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Arthur Conan Doyle
Writer, Physician
"A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony."
Katie Pavlich
Political commentator, Author
"I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that."
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"I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it."
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"A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich."
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"I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich."
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"But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer."
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"The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism."
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"The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed it on the sidewalk. The dog walked up to the bit of sandwich, put his nose to it, sniffed, then turned and walked off. This time he didn't look back. He accelerated down the street. No wonder I had been depressed all my life. I wasn't getting proper nourishment."
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"Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread."
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"There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich."
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"The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single."
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"I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things."
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"sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between."
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"One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking. 'Have faith,' Old Thrashbarg said, 'or burn!' They let him have first pick of the sandwiches. It seemed easiest."
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"Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich"
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"When I ask for a water cress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it."
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"I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening."
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