"My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains."
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"[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style."
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"I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!"
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"I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back."
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"In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it."
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"Harrison Ford is a great actor and he's and lovely man and a great father and all of these things, I got to just meet him as a person and someone I respect as an actor.I'd never seen any 'Indiana Jones' movies or 'Star Wars' movies. My husband made me watch the Indiana Jones trilogy, I just was like fanboy Comic-Con geeked out. It was amazing I didn't show up to set with a whip and a hat."
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"I'm not in Iraq. I'm here in California. Have I had an argument with my husband today? Have I been at war with someone in my life today - or with myself? Let me work on that. That way war is ending somewhere in the world."
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"I'll have no husband, if you be not he."
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"My husband John Lennon was a very special man. A man of humble origin, he brought light and hope to the whole world with his words and music."
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"Sickness is poor-spirited, and cannot serve anyone; it must husband its resources to live. But health or fullness answers its own ends, and has to spare, runs over, and inundates the neighborhoods and creeks of other men's necessities."
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"God reveals Himself to a devotee who feels drawn to Him by the combined force of these three attractions: the attraction of worldly possessions for the worldly man, the child's attraction for its mother, and the husband's attraction for the chaste wife. If one feels drawn to Him by the combined force of these three attractions, then through it one can attain Him."
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"When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was"
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"I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there."
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"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."
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"When my husband gives me this ultimatum, "You either stop singing, or you move out," then it became very clear that what I needed to do - not just because I wanted to sing, but because I didn't want to live with anybody who issued ultimatums to me like that - would be to move out."
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"Forbear, thou great good husband, little ant."
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"The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives."
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"You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way."
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"Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes"
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"It is better to have a prosaic husband and to take a romantic lover."
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