"If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate."
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"If you've got nothing worth dying for, you've got nothing worth living for."
"Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman."
"Don’t have a fall back, because if you do, you’ll fall back."
"In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that."
"If I have smashed the traditions, it was because I knew no traditions."
"If you don’t stay away from her I’ll rearrange that pretty face of yours. - Simon"
"If our children are to approve of themselves, they must see that we approve of ourselves."
"Think more about who you are and less about what you do, for if you are just, your ways will be just."
"But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you."
"If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it."
"Anything can be a musical if it makes sense for it to be a musical."
"Even that. What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?"
"If others examined themselves attentively, as I do, they would find themselves, as I do, full of inanity and nonsense. Get rid of it I cannot without getting rid of myself."
"Evil comes not amiss if it comes alone."
"If he's not dead, it doesn't count."
"If I hadn't met you, I'd certainly have fallen in love with him."
"If you're comfortable on a horse, you're comfortable on a horse. It's like being on a motorbike."
"If you want to be popular all the time, you will misgovern"
"I don't know what truculent means, but if it's good, it's me"