"Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow."
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"Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either."
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"Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said."
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"Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful."
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"The only bad ideas are the ones never tried."
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"Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?" "Absolutely!" the prince said."
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"The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we."
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"And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!"
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"If only he can get over becoming a NERD."
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"I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?"
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"Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me that! I thought you just hit them with a club and dragged them back to your cave!" Henry put his arm around Sabrina. "You're officially grounded from ever getting married." "Thank you," Sabrina whispered sincerely."
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"You can't judge the many by the actions of the few."
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"By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said."
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"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied."
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"I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing."
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"Trickster, love will be the end of you."
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"Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued."
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"You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said."
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"But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph."
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"Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and they were wearing a pari of shiny silver shoes with a remarkable red tint to them. She suddenly realized they hadn't just entered a story. They had entered one of the most famous stories ever told. "Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferryport Landing anymore."
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