"If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."
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"I have brought you to the ring, now dance if you can!"
"If you find a job you love, you'll never work again."
"If you really want to examine your strength, see how many times a day you are disturbed."
"How I have walked... day after day, and all alone, to see if there was not something among the old things which was new!"
"If a picture is worth a thousand words, photographers are worth a million."
"If you can’t be happy at the prospect of lunch, you are unlikely to be happy about anything"
"If you are distressed by something, it is due to your own estimate of it; and you have the power to change it at will."
"How would you behave if you were the best in the world at what you do?"
"If it doesn't add value, it's waste."
"This woman is beautiful and clever: but how much cleverer she would have become if she were not beautiful!"
"If there is no God, then I am God."
"If you seem something that is true and do not act then you are wasting your life. And life is too precious. It is all that we have."
"There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean."
"It ain't bragging if you can do it."
"We have to support our own films. If we don't, how can we expect others to support them?"
"If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready."
"If your mind dislike anything obey it"
"I will be my undoing If I become my obsession."
"If you avoid failure, you also avoid success."