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Erica Brown Author

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"If we are indeed created in God's image, then we, too, must create and then we, too, must rest."

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Edward Abbey Author, Environmentalist

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"If wilderness is outlawed, only outlaws can save wilderness."

Ifs Wilderness Outlaw

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Edward Abbey Author, Environmentalist

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"Suicide: Don't knock it if you ain't tried it."

Ifs Suicide

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Dan Wells Author

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"If you have the strength to whine, you have the strength to do something about it."

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Dana Gould Comedian

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"If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow."

Ifs Promise Coma

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Dana Gould Comedian

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"I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!"

Ifs Dying Reckoning

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Dana Gould Comedian

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"If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?"

Ifs Redundant

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Carl Sandburg Poet, Biographer

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"If I added to their pride of America, I am happy."

America Ifs Pride

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Carl Sandburg Poet, Biographer

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"Tell me if the lovers are losers... tell me if any get more than the lovers."

Ifs Lovers Loser

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Carl Sagan Astronomer, Astrophysicist

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"If the press descended, the science would surely suffer."

Ifs Suffering Presses

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Adam Baldwin Actor

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"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"."

Ifs Balls

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Dante Alighieri Poet, Philosopher

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"What shall one do with the verse, if he knows not That?"

Ifs Knows Verses

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Danny Wallace Comedian

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"If I was going to act irresponsibly, the least I could do was be responsible for it."

Ifs Responsible Being Responsible

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Benjamin Philosopher

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"If we don't hang together, by Heavens we shall hang separately"

Ifs Together Heaven

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Benjamin Carson Neurosurgeon, Author, Politician

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"If we don't get the military right nothing else matters."

Ifs Matter Military

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Benjamin Carson Neurosurgeon, Author, Politician

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"You've promised that if we come to You and ask something in faith, that You'll do it."

Ifs Faith Asks

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Benjamin Franklin Inventor, Statesman, Author

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"If you have a secret and tell someone everyone will know. You can only keep a secret if you don't tell anyone."

Ifs Knows Secret

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Benjamin Franklin Inventor, Statesman, Author

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"If you would not be forgotten, do things worth remembering."

Ifs Remember Forgotten

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Aeschylus Playwright

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"If you are not envied, you are not enviable."

Ifs Envied

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Dave Chappelle Comedian, Actor, Writer

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"I don't care if I ever work in TV again."

Ifs Care Tvs

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