John Green

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John Green is a bestselling author known for his poignant explorations of love and loss in novels like 'The Fault in Our Stars.'

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August 24, 1977
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"Every paper girl needs at least one string."

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"And then we were kissing. My hand let go of the oxygen cart and I reached up for his neck, and he pulled me up by my waist onto my tiptoes. As his parted lips met mine, I started to feel breathless in a new and fascinating way. The space around us evaporated, and for a weird moment I really liked my body, this cancer-ruined thing I'd spent years dragging around suddenly seemed worth the struggle, worth the chest tubes and PICC lines and the ceaseless bodily betrayal of the tumors."

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"It's not fair," I said. "It's just so goddamned unfair." "The world," he said, "is not a wishgranting factory."

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"He liked the idea of coffee quite a lot—a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with sophisticates and intellectuals. But coffee itself tasted to him like caffeinated stomach bile."

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"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"

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"It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of nowhere. "By 'it' do you mean herpes?" "You are too much," Mom said, "The book, Hazel. I mean the book."

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"‎"I go to seek a Great Perhaps."

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"Worry is yet another side effect of dying."

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"She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." - Alaska"

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"Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired."

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"I even tried to tell myself to live my best life today."

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"He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want to do. Except not drink."

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"We all miss you so much. It just never ends. It feels like we were all wounded in your battle, Caroline. I miss you. I love you."

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"Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while."

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"Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie?"

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"There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, and then all at once it gets awkward. All at once, she sees you looking at her, and then she doesn't want to joke around with you anymore, because she doesn't want to seem flirty, because she doesn't want you to think she likes you. It's such a disaster, whenever, in the course of human relationships, someone begins to chisel away at the wall of separation between friendship and kissing."

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"There's no way of knowing that your last good day is Your Last Good Day. At the time, it is just another good day."

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"Miles, as in 'to go before I sleep'?"

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"I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee."

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"Because so many people use goodreads, it is an amazingly good—and amazingly underutilized—resource for understanding what people read, why, and how they feel about their reading experiences."

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