Jonathan Swift

Satirist, Writer

Jonathan Swift was an Irish writer and satirist, best known for his work 'Gulliver's Travels', which critiques human nature and society.

Born
November 30, 1667
Died
October 19, 1745
Quotes
433
Rank
#489

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"In men desire begets love, and in women love begets desire."

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"A ridiculous passion which hath no being but in play-books and romances."

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"Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another. I very well know to whom I would give the first place in my friendship, but they are not in the way, I am condemned to another scene, and therefore I distribute it in pennyworths to those about me, and who displease me least, and should do the same to my fellow prisoners if I were condemned to a jail."

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"Quotations are best brought in to confirm some opinion controverted."

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"This Day, whate'er the Fates decree; Shall still be kept with Joy by me: This Day then, let us not be told, That you are sick, and I grown old"

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"Fools are apt to imitate only the defects of their betters."

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"Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death."

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"My hunger serves me instead of a clock."

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"Men who possess all the advantages of life are in a state where there are many accidents to disorder and discompose, but few to please them."

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"If the men of wit and genius would resolve never to complain in their works of critics and detractors, the next age would not know that they ever had any."

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"Pride, ill nature, and want of sense are the three great sources of ill manners; without some one of these defects, no man will behave himself ill for want of experience, or what, in the language of fools, is called knowing the world."

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"I have now lost my barrier between me and death; God grant I may live to be as well prepared for it, as I confidently believe her to have been! If the way to Heaven be through piety, truth, justice and charity, she is there."

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"For though, in nature, depth and height Are equally held infinite: In poetry, the height we know; 'Tis only infinite below."

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"When we are old, our friends find it difficult to please us, and are less concerned whether we be pleased or not."

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"A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones."

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"Neither is it safe to count upon the weakness of any man's understanding, who is thoroughly possessed of the spirit of revenge to sharpen his invention."

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"No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder people have in vain tried to put into our heads before."

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"That was excellently observed’, say I, when I read a passage in an author, where his opinion agrees with mine. When we differ, there I pronounce him to be mistaken."

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"Common fluency of speech in many men and most women is owing to a scarcity of matter."

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