"Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey."
Novelist, Satirist
Kurt Vonnegut was an American author known for his satirical novels, particularly 'Slaughterhouse-Five', which critiques war and explores human existence.
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"Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey."
"You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet."
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile."
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say."
"All this happened, more or less."
"That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes."
"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
"Kurt Vonnegut speaking to John Irving while Irving was administering the Heimlich maneuver in response to Vonnegut's uncontrollable coughing..."John,stop- I am not choking. I have emphysema."
"It was a thunderingly beautiful experience-voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell."
"I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There have never been any 'Good Old Days,' there have just been days. And as I say to my grandchildren, 'Don't look at me. I just got here myself.'"
"What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too. And even if wars didn't keep coming like glaciers, there would still be plain old death."
"Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside."
"A book is an arrangement of twenty-six phonetic symbols, ten numerals, and about eight punctuation marks, and people can cast their eyes over these and envision the eruption of Mount Vesuvius or the Battle of Waterloo."
"Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are."
"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops."
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia."
"Any man who would change the World in a significant way must have showmanship, a genial willingness to shed other people's blood, and a plausible new religion to introduce during the brief period of repentance and horror that usually follows bloodshed."
"It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is."
"He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest."
"If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."