"I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence."
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."
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Source: Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press
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