Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"

Funny Death Witty

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Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train."

Positive Tunnels Sassy

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Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty."

May Humble Nasty

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Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world."

World Dog Femininity

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Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then.""

Funny Humor Marine

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Margaret Smith Artist, Painter

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

Running Women Memorable

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