"Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness."
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"When you say fiscal responsibility, it seems to me that you really mean rich people keeping their money."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"No generation has a right to contract debts greater than can be paid off during the course of its own existence."
"I think that much of the advice given to young men about saving money is wrong. I never saved a cent until I was forty years old. I invested in myself - in study, in mastering my tools, in preparation. Many a man who is putting a few dollars a week into the bank would do much better to put it into himself."
"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery."
"Rich people buy luxuries last, while the poor and middle class tend to buy luxuries first."
"Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!"
"Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options."
"This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50."
"I didn't get into teaching and coaching for the number of wins or the money. It was a passion for trying to help young people"
"Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people."
"Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings."
"He remembered poor Julian [actually F. Scott Fitzgerald] and his romantic awe of them and how he had started a story once that began, "The very rich are different from you and me." And how someone had said to Julian, "Yes, they have more money.""
"I'm often asked how to start investing with little or no money. Please hear this as this is the hardest thing for people to understand: you do NOT invest with money! You invest with your mind! No matter what the field, your biggest asset is your mind. Once you have knowledge, you find deals, find your team and use other people’s money. You sell the deal and your team to get investment money."
"The rich invest their money and spend what is left; the poor spend their money and invest what is left."
"There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living within your means."
"The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain."
"The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else."
"Money is the best deodorant."