“One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"”
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Sad Quotes — page 87 of 475
“Pretty girls have problems too.”
“A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.”
“The reality is, sometimes you lose. And you're never too good to lose, you're never too big to lose, you're never too smart to lose, it happens.”
“If u can't get along with Dravid, u're struggling in life”
“It cuts like a knife, but it feels so right.”
“Universal education has created an immense class of what I may call the New Stupid, hungering for certainty yet unable to find it in the traditional myths and their rationalizations.”
“What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it, only what destroys it can be told.”
“Pioneering don't pay.”
“I imitatea memory of beliefthat I do not own.”
“Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living.”
“The absence of vices adds so little to the sum of one's virtues.”
“No rose without a thorn but many a thorn without a rose.”
“The Montefiores have taken Australia for their own, and there is not a gold field or a sheep run from Tasmania to New South Wales that does not pay them a heavy tribute. They are the real owners of the antipodean continent. What is the good of our being a wealthy nation, if the wealth is all in the hands of German Jews?”
“When an immortal passion breathes in mortal clay; Our hearts endure the scourge, the plaited thorns, the way Crowded with bitter faces, the wounds in palm and side, The vinegar-heavy sponge, the flowers by Kedron stream.”
“Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.”
“O, I do not like that paying back, 'tis a double labor.”
“Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.”
“Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.”
“We discover that we do not know our role; we look for a mirror; we want to remove our make-up and take off what is false and real. But somewhere a piece of disguise that we forgot still sticks to us. A trace of exaggeration remains in our eyebrows; we do not notice that the corners of our mouth are bent. And so we walk around, a mockery and a mere half: neither having achieved being nor actors.”