Muffins

Oscar Wilde Writer

"One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

George Bernard Shaw Playwright, Critic

"You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them."

Oscar Wilde Writer

"When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins."

Oscar Wilde Writer

"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."