"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight."
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"Belts are only good for holding up your pants"
"So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally."
"I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts"
"Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done."
"I may have a feather duster down my pants."
"Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants."
"In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about."
"Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it."
"I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day."
"I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants."
"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."
"The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off."
"Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning."
"I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not."
"He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out."
"A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants."
"No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money."
"Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants."
"I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy."
"It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days."