Steven Wright
Comedian
"I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him."
Paranoid quotes
Paranoid
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David Foster Wallace
Writer
"I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?"
Howard Hughes
Aviator, Businessman
"I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire."
Sigmund Freud
Neurologist, Psychoanalyst
"The paranoid is never entirely mistaken."
Tupac Shakur
Rapper, Actor, Activist
"Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!"
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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
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"Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it."
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"A paranoid is someone who has all the facts."
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"Assume the best but hire paranoid people."
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"I suppose I'll always be over-vulnerable, slightly paranoid."
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"Even a paranoid clock is being followed twice a day."
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"I wonder if I'm being paranoid. I tell myself I'm not, and then ask myself how I can be so sure? I don't know the answer, so I go back to wondering if I am."
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"Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go."
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"I think I've always been paranoid."
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"If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen."
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"Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right."
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