“I'm a good person," I said, "because I know what good people are supposed to act like, and I copy them.”
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People Quotes — page 782 of 5018
“If you want to survive in this world, you need to stop asking why people work together, and just start working together.”
“I don't think many people get to play big emotions in life.”
“Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?”
“Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.”
“I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.”
“How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?”
“Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.”
“I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.”
“People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.”
“A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.”
“Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.”
“I'm a lot luckier than most people, although I used to look at it the other way around-that so many people seemed luckier than me.”
“People are never quiet. It's go, go, go. I'm a go-getter, but you need rest and silence, just to sit around and think about things.”
“People have an awful lot of problems that society has put on them and a lot to work through because of it.”
“At the end of the spectrum when you get to that 12th step, when you have that spiritual awakening we make ourselves available to help other people.”
“People are never helped in their suffering by what they think for themselves, but only by revelation of a wisdom greater than their own. It is this which lifts them out of their distress.”
“However far-fetched it may sound, experience shows that many neuroses are caused by the fact that people blind themselves to their own religious promptings because of a childish passion for rational enlightenment.”
“We often dream about people from whom we receive a letter by the next post. I have ascertained on several occasions that at the moment when the dream occurred the letter was already lying in the post-office of the addressee.”
“I never wanted to be a public figure. I feel that I always have to dampen down people's expectations. They expect me to be an oracle, wave a magic wand, sprinkle some slow, sparkly dust on them, to make everything all right.”