"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
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"When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life."
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"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else."
"I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself."