"Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable."
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"I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade"
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"With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I was, like: 'No, he didn't - he looked like someone had melted goat's cheese over a sex doll.'"
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"This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!"
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