Terry Pratchett
Author
"Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage."
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Sausage
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George Bernard Shaw
Playwright, Critic
"Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred."
Lord Byron
Poet, Novelist
"Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage."
Otto von Bismarck
Statesman, Chancellor
"If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made."
Boris Johnson
Politician, Journalist
"The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative."
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"Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle."
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"I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage."
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"There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation."
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"He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease."
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"Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage."
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"Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them."
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"We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made."
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"I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after all."
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"Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon."
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"Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made."
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