"I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it."
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"I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia."
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"How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?"
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"See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire."
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts."
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"My shirt got torn in a fight. Yours evidently has a fast-release tab."
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"Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?"
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"I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them."
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"I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt."
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"It is now almost my sole rule of life to clear myself of cants and formulas, as of poisonous Nessus shirts."
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"Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did."
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"You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever."
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"Mediocrity's like a spot on a shirt—it never comes off."
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"I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered."
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"Is that an invitation?” “I suppose it is.” “Good.” Cade’s voice dropped lower, adding one last thing before hanging up. “And tell your friend in the striped shirt that he’s in my seat."
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"Ben Starling, you better not have bought your token black friend a racist shirt"
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"Lacey shrugged bashfully. “Do you think I’m superficial?” “Well, yeah.” I thought of myself standing outside Becca’s bedroom, hoping she’d take her shirt off. “But so am I,” I added. “So is everyone."
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"The first thing I ever bought for myself was a green Lacoste shirt."
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"Be wary when a naked person offers you his shirt"
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"They both smiled at the picture of Albert in his chinos and button-down shirt exhorting kids from atop a bike."
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