"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco."
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"I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself."
"Habit is stronger than reason."
"It is easier to stay out than get out."
"Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray."
"Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl."
"What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself."
"As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake."
"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go."
"Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it."
"I had gotten up to two, maybe three, packs (of cigarettes) a day. And my lungs were bothering me and I'd had pneumonia two or three times. And I was also smoking pot, and I decided, well, one of them's got to go. And so I took a pack of Chesterfields and took all the Chesterfields out, rolled up 20 big fat ones and put it in there, and I haven't smoked a cigarette since then."
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars."
"The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco."
"Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels."
"Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage coupled with the fact that he smokes."
"If you can't send money, send tobacco."
"Every time you try to quit smoking you are actually getting closer to staying smoke free"
"I smoke goody, no glaucoma."
"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
"Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity."