"I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool."
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"When people begin to philosophize they seem to think it necessary to make themselves artificially stupid."
"If I have a stupid day, everything looks wrong to me."
"Certainly the effort to remain unchanged, young, when the body gives so impressive a signal of change as the menopause, is gallant; but it is a stupid, self-sacrificial gallantry, better befitting a boy of twenty than a woman of forty-five or fifty. Let the athletes die young and laurel-crowned. Let the soldiers earn the Purple Hearts. Let women die old, white-crowned, with human hearts."
"So, the thing we’re all not talking about,” he says. He gestures to me. “You almost died, a sadistic pansycake saved you, and now we’re all waging some serious war with the factionless as allies.” “Pansycake?” says Christina. “Dauntless slang.” Lynn smirks. “Supposed to be a huge insult, only no one uses it anymore.” “Because it’s so offensive,” says Uriah, nodding. “No. Because it’s so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?” “And a half,” he says."
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
"Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid"
"Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college."
"You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!"
"Facts are stupid things stubborn things, I should say."
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people."
"The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible to decide whether and under what conditions to consume drugs. The war on drugs is morally bankrupt."
"If it's in your control, why do you do it? If it's in someone else's control, then who are you blaming? Atoms? The gods? Stupid either way. Blame no one. Set people straight, if you can. If not, just repair the damage."
"I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."
"I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade."
"People are attempting to bring a superficial reality to superheroes which is rather stupid. They work best as the flamboyant fantasies they are. I mean, these are characters that are broad and big. I don't need to see sweat patches under Superman's arms. I want to see him fly."
"School and things that painters have taught me even keep me from painting as I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to be at least paint as I wanted to and say what I wanted to when I painted as that seemed to be the only thing I could do that didn't concern anybody but myself. I found that I could say things with colour and shapes that I couldn't say in any other way things that I had no words for."
"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
"You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won't be wiser?"
"Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid."