"I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be."
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"His place was always set at the table, in case he rturned from the dead without warning ."
"Keep a good table and attend to the ladies."
"Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all."
"Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it."
"Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."
"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table."
"For time flows on, and if it did not, it would be a bad prospect for those who do not sit at golden tables. Methods become exhausted; stimuli no longer work. New problems appear and demand new methods. Reality changes; in order to represent it, modes of representation must also change. Nothing comes from nothing; the new comes from the old, but that is why it is new."
"I don't want to be on the other side of the table from the customer. I was never selling anything that I didn't believe in myself or use myself."
"And homeless near a thousand homes I stood, And near a thousand tables pined and wanted food."
"I want no criticism of America at my table. The Americans criticize themselves more than enough."
"Humorists always sit at the children's table."
"I'm not designing clothes for someone who is doing lines of coke off the table, like I was when I was at Gucci and Saint Laurent"
"We set the table, but no one ate."
"Eating is so intimate. It's very sensual. When you invite someone to sit at your table and you want to cook for them, you're inviting a person into your life."
"It is critical that the American people, and not just their financial institutions, be represented at the negotiating table."
"Lindsay Doran goes round the table and introduces everyone - making it clear that I am present in the capacity of writer rather than actress, therefore no one has to be too nice to me."
"It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table."
"King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state: Camelot. Of all who have written on the Matter of Arthur, from Malory to White, only Mark Twain understood this. But Mark Twain was a great writer."
"I immersed myself in The Periodic Table gladly and gratefully. There is nothing superfluous here, everything this book contains is essential. It is wonderful pure, and beautifully translated...I was deeply impressed."