Thank God quotes
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"All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour."
"It is true that the unknown is the largest need of the intellect, though for it, no one thinks to thank God."
"Thank God I'm not a Jungian."
"I've been fortunate enough to travel to 58 different countries and I thank God everyday that I was born in this country. The most exceptional country that the world has ever known. And I want to make sure that we preserve that exceptionalism for the next generation."
"As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway."
"I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed."
"I love comedy; I'm super passionate about it, and thank God it's super in right now to have female empowered comedies."
"... Treachery don't come natural to beaming youth; but trust and pity, love and constancy,-they do, thank God!"
"Tim Keller's ministry in New York City is leading a generation of seekers and skeptics toward belief in God. I thank God for him."
"When those people get up at the Grammys and say, "I thank God", I always imagine God going, "Oh, don't, please don't thank me for that one. Please, oh, that's an awful one! Don't thank me for that - that's a piece of crap !""
"Thank god now for social media and just e-commerce. Now designers have a direct pipeline to their customer and access to her like they never had before, like they never could before. Clothes can happen now that never would have had a chance in the traditional chain of command of the way things worked."
"Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!"
"Even though Im pro-globalization, I have to say thank God for the anti-globalization movement. Theyre putting important issues on the agenda."
"...and you don't even have to sleep alone, you don't even have to sleep at all; and so, all you have to do is show the stick to the dog now and then and say, 'Thank God for nothing.'"
"I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I."
"I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched in so many giddy offences as He hath generally taxed their whole their whole sex withal."
"In general, I go to see the stuff that for me is, "Thank God for that actor, he's doing something that I never imagined; thank God for this filmmaker, because if this person didn't exist, this movie wouldn't exist." That's why I go to the movies. That, to me, is what's so exciting about this movie."
"A lot of the players I'm with, thank God, we're all still vertical. We've lost so many great players through the years, and we're still standing, as Elton John says."
"Desire joy and thank God for it. Renounce it, if need be, for other's sake. That's joy beyond joy."
"I've had an unhappy life, thank God."
