"I have way too many commitments. I get pulled in too many directions and I never seem to be able to satisfy anybody. People get turned on by knowing a celebrity, even my friends and family. They feel that there's something exciting about me, but in reality there's no substance to it. People in airports just hold on to me expecting something and it seems that I always come up empty. It's frustrating because I'm trying to please everybody, and ya just can't do that ... at least I can't."

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Source: An interview with Tim Allen. Interview to Laugh Factory Magazine, www.timallen.com. 1994.

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Tim Allen

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Tim Allen is a comedian and actor known for his role in 'Home Improvement' and his stand-up comedy, which often explores themes of identity and humor.

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