"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
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Source: Land Your Dream Job: High-Performance Techniques to Get Noticed, Get Hired, and Get Ahead. Book by John Middleton, Ken Langdon, and Nikki Cartwright, 2007.
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