"People in London think of London as the center of the world, whereas New Yorkers think the world ends three miles outside of Manhattan."
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"I expect that in 40 years' time I'll be writing political tomes and working for an organisation like Oxfam."
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"I miss being fawned over by restaurateurs and chefs."
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"I was once hired to write a column for 'The Guardian' and then got fired before I'd submitted my first one. That was unusual. Most newspapers wait until I've written at least one piece for them before firing me."
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"I tried being a mechanic and I tried catering, but I realized I had even less aptitude for semi-skilled labour than for academic work."
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"I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them."
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"You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone's laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they're all laughing at you?"
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"I think I've been wishing for celebrity for so long that I've got used to being someone who's petitioning the establishment for acceptance... my whole schtick, my whole identity, is so wrapped up in being a petitioner that I don't really know how to react now that petition has been granted."
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"In Britain, by contrast, we still think that class plays a part in determining a person's life chances, so we're less inclined to celebrate success and less inclined to condemn failure. The upshot is that it's much easier to be a failure in Britain than it is in America."
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"Everyone said to me growing up, "You're like an American. You have to go to America. That's your spiritual home.""
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"It's very different doing a food show in America and doing one in Britain. I did a 20-part series for the BBC series called 'Eating With the Enemy.' The budget for all 20 episodes was probably the budget for a single episode of 'Top Chef.' It's the difference between making a home movie in your backyard and going to Hollywood."
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"My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for the call. For some reason, though, the phone hasn't rung."
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"America thinks of itself as a meritocracy, so people have more respect for success and more contempt for failure."
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"I've never been to a shrink. But my parents were very psychologically literate - my father had undergone Freudian analysis - and we often talked about other people in psychological terms, so I picked up a lot of that."
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"The moment I'm perceived to be even a tiny bit successful, my career will go down the pan."
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"There's no reason why you can't deliver a grammar-school curriculum to an all-ability intake."
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"I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily, a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment."
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"I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything."
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"Top Chef is a very smooth-running machine. All the people working there are incredibly professional and absolutely at the top of their game."
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"I think that magazines like Vanity Fair are still operating under the old rules, and that if you come to work for a magazine like Vanity Fair, even today, you're certainly expected to treat people like Peggy Siegal very deferentially."
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