"A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't."
"It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off."
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Source: Song: Hold On, Album: Mule Variations, 1999
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