"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!"
"What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience."
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Source: Tom Wilson (1997). “Ziggyisms: Notable Quotes of Wisdom for Everyday Living”, p.86, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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