William Shakespeare
Playwright, Poet
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!"
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Funny Life
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Lauryn Hill
Singer, Songwriter
"I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture."
Hunter S. Thompson
Journalist, Author
"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination."
Mark Russell
Political Satirist
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Douglas Adams
Writer, Humorist
"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
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"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
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"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."
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"A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man"
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"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way."
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"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered."
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"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
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"I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time."
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"On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."
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"I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't."
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"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
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"Life is a near-death experience."
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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
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"What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life."
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"I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within."
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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
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"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
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"First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you."
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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
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