Lucille Ball
Actress, Comedian
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
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Funny Birthday
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George Harrison
Musician, Singer-songwriter
"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
Oscar Wilde
Writer
"One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything."
Theodore Roosevelt
Politician, Author
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
Voltaire
Philosopher, Writer
"God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well."
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
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"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
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"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
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"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
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