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Lewis Black Comedian, Actor, Author
Tortoises

"Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that."

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Rich Hall Comedian, Writer
Tortoises

"The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises)."

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B.K.S. Iyengar Yoga Teacher
Tortoises

"The sleeping tortoise takes all its limbs into its carapace. So does the yogi: going back into himself he does not see anything worldly any longer, he makes peace in himself."

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Lewis Black Comedian, Actor, Author
Tortoises

"The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning."

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