Theodore Stevens
Politician
"The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen."
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Tubes
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Dennis Miller
Comedian
"To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube."
Freddie Mercury
Musician, Singer
"If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes."
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, Television Host
"What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops."
Arthur Smith
Comedian
"I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube."
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"The Internet...is a series of tubes."
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"Sure, I've been on the Tube...I caught it to Eastbourne once."
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"I apply paint directly from the tube and with my fingers."
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