Waffles quotes

Waffles

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Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks Comedian, Writer

"The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress."

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Dana Gould Comedian
Waffles

"I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones."

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