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"Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato"
"If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish."
"Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her titties"
"A man's mind may be likened to a garden, which may be intelligently cultivated or allowed to run wild; but whether cultivated or neglected, it must, and will, bring forth. If no useful seeds are put into it, then an abundance of useless weed seeds will fall therein, and will continue to produce their kind."
"Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke"
"I do some of my best thinking while pulling weeds."
"If you are a garden plant you are regarded; well regarded, just as long as you stay in the garden."
"A weed is no more than a flower in disguise."
"The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism."
"Human beings have the remarkable ability to turn nothing into something. They can turn weeds into gardens and pennies into fortunes."
"I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
"Now on the first day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me A sack of the krazy glue and told me to smoke it up slowly. Now on the second day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me A fifth of Hendog and told me to take my mind off that weed. Now by the third day of Christmas, my big homeboy gave to me A whole lot of everything, and it wasn't nuthin' but game to me."
"Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?"
"Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts"
"You cannot take the mild approach to the weeds in your mental garden. You have got to hate weeds enough to kill them. Weeds are not something you handle; weeds are something you devastate."
"Like a mermaid in sea-weed, she dreams awake, trembling in her soft and chilly nest."
"A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
"The mind is like a fertile garden in which anything that is planted, flowers or weeds, will grow."
"A beginner must look on himself as one setting out to make a garden for his Lord's pleasure, on most unfruitful soil which abounds in weeds. His Majesty roots up the weeds and will put in good plants instead. Let us reckon that this is already done when the soul decides to practice prayer and has begun to do so."