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"In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you've left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you. It's the change of venue, the unblocking the attempt to force the ideas that's crippling you when you're trying to write."
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Source: Woody Allen: What I've Learned by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. August 8, 2013.
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