"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games."
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Source: Woody Allen: 'The Whole Thing Is Tragic'. The Talks Interview, the-talks.com. July 20, 2012.
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