"The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed."
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"I sometimes wonder what this person or that person might be like in bed."
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"No one, but no one, ever behaves 'well' in bed unless they love or are loved - two conditions seldom fulfilled."
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"Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."
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"Dry feet, warme head, bring safe to bed."
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"He that makes his bed ill, lies there."
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"Hee that lies long a bed, his estate feeles it."
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"It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw."
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"The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking."
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"The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course."
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"And it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots."
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"Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading."
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"Irri and Jhiqui argued about Rakharo. “You are too skinny for him,” Jhiqui was saying. “You are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known.” Irri bristled back. “It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows."
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"Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions."
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"Then I only wondered who put the toys in the stocking; now I wonder who put the stocking by the bed, and the bed in the room, and the room in the house, and the house on the planet, and the great planet in the void."
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"Anyone who is not an anarchist agrees with having a policeman at the corner of the street; but the danger at present is that of finding the policeman half-way down the chimney or even under the bed."
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"It is vice to go to bed with someone you are not married to or have someone of your own sex or to get money for having sex with someone who does not appeal to you-incidentally, the basis of half the marriages of my generation."
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"Come, hearken then, ere voice of dread, with bitter tiding laden, shall summon to unwelcome bed a melancholy maiden! We are but older children, dear, who fret to find our bedtime near."
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"A nation usually renews its youth on a political sick-bed, and there finds again the spirit which it had gradually lost in seeking and maintaining power."
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"She was an extraordinary woman, and I went to bed that night feeling like I was perhaps more than ordinary myself. This was the effect she had on me."
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