"Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?"
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"Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is a true story. It was in the paper. Barack Obama is so popular in the African town where his father was born, they've named a beer after him. That's true. Yeah. So next time you're in Africa, sit back, relax, and enjoy a tall, cold Barackelob Light. Good enough. Clearly not as popular a beer as it used to be."
"I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer."
"It's a fair wind that blew men to ale."
"Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom."
"IAGO: She that was ever fair and never proud, Had tongue at will and yet was never loud, Never lack'd gold and yet went never gay, Fled from her wish and yet said 'Now I may,' She that being anger'd, her revenge being nigh, Bade her wrong stay and her displeasure fly, She that in wisdom never was so frail To change the cod's head for the salmon's tail; She that could think and ne'er disclose her mind, See suitors following and not look behind, She was a wight, if ever such wight were,-- DESDEMONA: To do what? IAGO: To suckle fools and chronicle small beer."
"Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints."
"The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling."
"Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply not used alcohol long enough to become addicted. The other drug of preference - marijuana - is not addictive."
"Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. "There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like "Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin'", and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes "Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!", although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely."
"[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine."
"Life isn't all beer and skittles."
"I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families."
"The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever."
"Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view."
"A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
"I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars."
"Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering."
"I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about."
"Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations."