"He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest."
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"It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid."
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"Always store beer in a dark place."
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"We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake?"
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"I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan."
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"Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day."
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"Ah, yes. I remember my first beer."
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"I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable."
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"When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion."
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"I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly"
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"I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer."
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"Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language."
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"I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer."
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"Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them."
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"The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets."
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"it sucks to get old...but there's always beer"
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"How much beer is in German intelligence?"
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"Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids."
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"I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all."
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"I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey."
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