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Liz Franklin Author
Bills

"Let's say you have a pile that is not sorted. Bring it in front of you, put a sticky note on it that says 'pay bill' and the date when it is due. Then you can sort them by due date."

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Peter King Politician
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"Ask Bill Clinton about Yasir Arafat. Clinton and Barak did everything they could in 2000 at Camp David. Arafat walked away from it."

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Edward Kennedy Politician
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"The Republican program is the profit-protection program for the insurance industry It's a bill of goods, it's a bill of wrongs. Ours is a patients' bill of rights."

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Elbert Hubbard Writer, Publisher
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"I am not sure just what the unpardonable sin is, but I believe it is a disposition to evade the payment of small bills."

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Dennis Miller Comedian
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"I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that.""

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Chris Rock Comedian, Actor, Writer
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"Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'"

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Conan O'Brien Television Host, Comedian
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"The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If that goes well, they'll see what they can do about this whole 'women voting' thing."

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Conan O'Brien Television Host, Comedian
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"Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times. Yeah, according to Bill Clinton, this is the first time in 20 years that Hillary has said 'yes.'"

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Bill Hicks Comedian, Writer
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"'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style."

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