"For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am."
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"I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it."
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"I kind of want to know a little bit about everything."
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"Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this."
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"There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat."
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"When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys."
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"I don't want to be mean. I try not to be."
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"Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where we have - where someone could go through their timeline, or someone could go through their Snapchat, or someone will find - a future president will have sent a d### pic."
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"In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well."
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"If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that."
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"Every now and then we're going to fail."
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"I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians."
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"Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny."
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"I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer."
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"I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.""
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"I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means."
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"I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad."
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"I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen."
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"When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done.""
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"Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it."
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