"Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards"
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"Took awhile, got the jokers out of the deck now, I'm holdin all the cards and niggas wanna play chess now"
"People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures."
"An investor should act as though he had a lifetime decision card with just twenty punches on it."
"Love is the wild card of existence."
"When I was young, people lived paycheck to paycheck. Today, it seems like they live from credit card payment to credit card payment."
"Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa."
"We are going to look at the results at the end of the semester to determine the future of the program. I am really eager to see what the scores look like on the end of the semester report cards."
"I got my SAG card when I was 10 by starring in a Beenie Weenie's commercial."
"Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it's smart to notice. But what's squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards."
"I like my time on earth. And no matter what kind of cards I've been dealt, I'm happy to be there."
"Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen."
"I will go out of this world feet first with my Lib Dem membership card in my pocket."
"It's cool to actually have my own trading card."
"The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game."
"If you're in a card game and you can't figure out who the patsy is, you're it."
"I suppose that if I could only do one thing, a solid card effect would be pretty high on the list. That's the root of it all, sleight-of-hand. It's certainly the thing I feel most comfortable with."
"People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with the cards that I have been dealt because I really love doing what I do."
"You've got to make sure that you don't overstep your boundaries with teachers, especially when it's report card day or when you're about to take a test."
"There's no reason that patients can't have electronic access to their complete medical history... Just as people can check their bank account information online or using their ATM card, patients who want to should have electronic access to their medical records."