"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
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"If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels."
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"During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual."
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"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
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"Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation."
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"People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."
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"I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family."
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"You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you."
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"The bastards murdered half my family."
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"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
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"So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle."
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"I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit."
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"I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer."
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"A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want."
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
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"A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment."
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"Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat."
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"If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."
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"Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect."
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"Do you work in a strip club?"
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