Martin Luther
Theologian
"A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass."
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Fart
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Benjamin Franklin
Inventor, Statesman, Author
"Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly."
Robin Williams
Actor, Comedian
"If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus."
Confucius
Philosopher
"Every man knows the smell of his own fart."
Brian May
Musician, Astrophysicist
"I'm into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right."
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"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested."
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"That has less significance than a dog's fart."
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"We're here on Earth to fart around"
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"I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class."
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"I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women."
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"I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration of rich farts is minimal."
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"Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else."
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"And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart."
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"There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who eats chicken croquettes, if I can find them. And then there is the writer, this writer-person, who is a much finer person than I. Much more orderly, much more meaningful. Worthier, than I [am]."
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"Have you been sniffing fairy farts?"
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