"I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries."
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"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
"There is no golden rule of dating, except to make sure that it engages both of you; too many people go to a cinema for a first date and of course don't say a word, that's a bad thing!"
"I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally."
"Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends."
"When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer."
"I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well."
"Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women."
"The great ambition of women is to inspire love."
"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners."
"It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating."
"It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!"
"I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me."
"She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose."
"The release date is just one day, but the record is forever."
"Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind."
"I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing."
"dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions."
"A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident."