"I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door."
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"I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl."
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"Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!"
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"Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who's dating who. Scandal is 1.2 million people living in tents in Haiti."
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"Anybody I'm dating, I don't want them to talk about my music. I don't talk about my music to them."
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"Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes."
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"Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments."
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"We do right enough darling, if we go wrong together."
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"The dating process is not normal for me."
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"Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin."
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"In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home."
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"Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley."
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"Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move."
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"I have an urge to communicate. I think I'm a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn't talk too much."
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"Im dating a very high-maintenance career."
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"I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that."
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"Conflict is the basis of drama. I guess that goes back as long as time has existed as far as mankind is concerned, dating back to the Greek tragedies or the Old Testament. And violence is a form of conflict, so whether that's catharsis or whether that has some socially damaging effect on audiences - I suppose that would just depend."
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"I was down in the sewer with some little lover."
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"Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs."
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"Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself."
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