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"For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me."
"The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!"
"I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds."
"I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas."
"I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them."
"The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back."
"With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one."
"What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant."
"Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything."
"After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding."
"I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing."
"Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa."
"I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way."
"I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person."
"A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance."
"It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood."
"I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching."
"If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit."
"Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right."